Now saying fawk or any other non swearing version of fuck just doesn’t feel right to me, after all I have standards to maintain here. I mean would you seriously take me fucking seriously if I used words like curses, or you’re a big dumb poopy head instead of fuck you, and you’re a shit turbine…………yeah me thinks not. So I’m going to tweak the rules just a tiny bit and use the proper word instead.
So now that we have that all cleared up here are my fuck you’s for the week.
FUCK YOU Lucky Charms you’re magically delicious my ass
FUCK YOU to the stuck up bitches in Vancouver who stick their noses up at me like I’m dirt because I don’t have enough money or look like Brad Pitt circa Interview With The Vampire. Get a clue bitches you’re just a gold digging whore and you’re not even that attractive anyway.
FUCK YOU To the creeper, who lives near my friend’s apartment on a higher floor and spies on her and her boyfriend, get your own fucking life asshole.
FUCK YOU Kim Jong Il, let’s be honest the U.S and South Korea can do whatever the fuck they want in South Korea and you can’t do shit about it. By the way you look like a fat midget transvestite….just thought you should know.
FUCK YOU Tourists who can’t move the fuck out of the center of the fucking sidewalk so others can walk past you. Yes you’re fat slow and old, THAT’S NO FUCKING EXCUSE.
FUCK YOU to recent release of all the shitty movies at Blockbuster for this week. Really you can’t bring something worth renting into the store, is it that hard.
FUCK YOU To the 18 year old perfectly healthy kid begging for change. Are you fucking kidding me, are you too good to work at McDonald’s. I don’t care what you’re excuse is, you can find a job even if it’s crappy pay and work yourself up to something better. Or better yet join the military if you can’t find work. Oh but wait that would be work then, and you’d rather be a mooch keeping the sidewalk warm with your lazy ass. Perhaps you could find a rewarding career giving blow jobs beside a dumpster for crack.
FUCK YOU To the guy in the black Audi yelling away on his cell phone while the top is down and you’re blasting boy band music. Try turning down the stereo and talk normally into you’re fucking phone. But wait isn’t using a cell phone and driving illegal in B.C, why yes it is. So stop fucking doing it ass tard.
FUCK YOU To the midgets who refuse to put the lotion on its skin……..yeah you know who you are you little bastard.
FUCK YOU To the fat bastard at White Spot for yelling at the waitress because you’re too fat to see your own dick. It’s not her fault you’re pathetic, she’s just doing her job asshole.
FUCK YOU To everybody who gives me the evil eye when my dogs have to pee outside. What you’ve never seen a dog take a piss before, it’s what they do outside fucker it’s called marking their territory. How bout next time I let them piss on you instead.
And last but not least and for no particular reason FUCK YOU Buck Rogers.
There I have said my peace and I have to admit I feel much better for doing so. Remember to go link up, the button is on my sidebar. Grab a button and link up.
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