It's been too fucking long since my last video, so here is my latest one for your viewing pleasure.
For this one I used Robocop 1 and 2 which are a couple of my favorites movies from when I was a kid, possibly because of all the violence and blood and good times had by all. Not to mention there is hardly any fucking good Robocop videos on YouTube, this is seriously fucking wrong on so many levels. I mean for fucks sake this movie is epic. How many other movies does somebody get literally blown to shit in such a violent way only to be brought back as a bad ass cyborg super I will fuck your shit up cop. If I ever find myself in a situation like that I would want to come back just like this.........well as long as I still had everything below, I mean how the fuck am I suppose to fuck toasters and waffle irons without that?
Anyways the song I chose was So Cold by the band Breaking Benjamin and was inspired by the movie 28 Days Later. Listen to the lyrics and you can totally hear the references relating to zombies which is why I like this song.
Anyways hope you like it and let me know what you think in the comment section below. If you haven't seen my other videos I have most of them posted on the videos page of this blog. You can also go to my YouTube channel ( snakeeyesx1vp ) to see them there.
Random Hottie Of This Post
Kristen Bell
Here are a couple other completly random videos I thought you might enjoy as well
For my newest video I wanted to do something with werewolves. Not the gay ass Twilight shit either, fucking sparkly fucking vampires that prance in the forest.... FUCK THAT SHIT. So for this video I chose to use The Wolfman, staring Benicio Del Toro (not sure if I spelt his name right) Emily Blunt, and Sir Anthony Hopkins (that's right he's a knight because he's that fucking awesome).
Anyways for this video I was originally going to use some Rammstein for the music, in particular the song du riechst so gut meaning you smell so good which is one of my favorite videos from that band (I put it on this post as well). I scrapped it though and went with the song What Have You Done Now by the band Within Temptation. I couldn't upload any of their videos for some reason but definitely check them out, of course it doesn't hurt that the lead singer is pretty fucking hot.
All that being said check out the video, hope you like it and let me know what you think.
Random Hottie Of This Post
Kate Mara
Again My video is banned in Germany for now, I guess the Hoff is still angry at me
It's been far too fucking long since my last video, those ass nuggets at YouTube really left a bad taste in my mouth when the banned my Zombie Strippers video. And in similar fashion they gave me the shaft with my latest little creation, not by banning it, they let me keep it on YouTube. But they'll blocked it worldwide so only I can see it on there which makes a boat load of fucking sense. So first off WMG and YouTube FUCK YOU, YOU SLOPPY SECOND BITCH.
But just because YouTube doesn't like my video doesn't mean it's not going to be shown. I've embedded it on Facebook, my website, and thanks to Facebook on here for you to see. Anyways check it out and let me know what you think of it.
Tonight while I was working on the new website I decided to take a break and pop onto YouTube to check out some videos. Instead I got a nice little surprise waiting for me in a bed red box. No it wasn't a early Christmas present (I was hoping to find Lucy Liu under the tree this year) Instead it was a nice message from the jolly fuck sticks over at YouTube.
It seems in their wisdom and all knowing hypocritical bullshit they have outright banned my video to Zombie Strippers, saying that it contains pornographic material and doesn't meet the high standards of YouTube........ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME. They ban my video yet you can watch the entire movie on their site which has tonnes of TITS, ASS, AND FULL FRONTAL FEMALE NUDITY WHILE THEY GRIND ON STRIPPER POLES. I mean fuck were talking about Jenna Jameson being in this movie for fucks sake.
When I made the video I cut out all the nudity, and just to be sure I went through the video several times, and there isn't a boob to be seen anywhere and yet I get banned FUCK YOU YOUTUBE YOU COCK EATING SHIT TURBINE.
Now I'm pissed but I do see the positive that has come out of this, first being that the video is still available to be watched. I uploaded it onto my website since my site provider Webstarts lets me upload my own videos and give me tonnes of space to do so. So if you want to see it here's the link http://www.therazors-edge.com/zombie_strippers_porn_star_dancing.html I'll also put the link on the side bar and I'll post a quick video with the link there as well. The only thing that sucks is that.
As for making and posting videos I'm still going to do it, those little shits ain't going to stop that, and if they ban future videos or my account I'll simply do what I did with this one, post it on my site and pass on the link. And I'm still going to post random videos from there because unlike those fucks who run the show I believe in sharing.
It's been a little while since my last video so I figured it was time to change that. As the title suggests it's to the Mad Max trilogy (yeah I know again I've done like 5 or 6 fucking videos to those movies....but fuck it there awsome). For this one I decided to try something new and go outside my comfort zone and try a different type of music that I don't normally listen to.
Anyways hope you enjoy it and let me know what you think. I'm also trying to come with an idea for the next video here are the movies I'm looking at so far
- Full Metal Jacket - Children Of Men - Star Wars Trilogy (old school one not the ones with little sissy bitch Hayden I prefer the company of burly men Christensen)
The only thing I haven't decided is the music, so if you have an idea for a song that kicks ass let me know in the comments.
Time once again for a brand new video. This one is my latest tribute video to one of my favorite series of movies The Terminator. There's something about killer robots run amok hell bent on destroying humanity after they nuke the shit out of us with our own nukes that just feels so right.
For this video I wanted to try something a little different from my last video ( Zombie Strippers ) I wanted to do something a lot faster and more chaotic. Anyways I hope you enjoy the video, and let me know what you think of it.
What do you get when you combine bad acting, the guy who played Freddy Kruger, a porn star, and the walking dead. Well you get one of the cheesiest zombie movies of all time, I movie so bad it's actually pretty fucking good. Yes I'm talking about Zombie Strippers which is what my latest video is to. I wanted to do something a little more twisted and funny for this video.
And yet again for reasons I don't get this video like my last one is currently banned in Germany, I swear The Hoff must be really pissed at me, I'm not exactly sure what I did to piss him off? Perhaps I should have responded quicker to the birthday card, maybe I should have accepted that cheese platter he wanted to give me, either way I don't get it. But getting back on topic I hope you enjoy the video and let me know what you think of it.
What sounds better then roaming the post nuclear wasteland in a beat up 1973 Ford Falcon, eat dog food straight from the can, and get chased around the Australian wasteland by guys wearing hockey masks.....personally I can't think of one fucking thing. Okay that's not really true, perhaps having Lucy Liu as my personal sex slave, or ruling the world with an iron fist would be nice, shit I'll even settle for my own island in the south pacific, but all that aside roaming the wasteland in the last of the V8 interceptors is pretty fucking dandy.
Now in case you have no fucking clue as to what I'm talking about my latest little video creation is focused on my favorite series of movies MAD MAX. Notice I didn't call it a trilogy, I always thought the third movie was it's own stand alone movie due to the fact that it doesn't really tie in that well with the others.....not to mention an almost complete lack of driving stuff until the end of the movie (It's still awesome though just not as awesome as The Road Warrior)
Anyways getting back on topic here I hope you enjoy the video, and like my other ones if you have any suggestions or even ideas for future videos that you would think would like to see let me know....because knowing is half the battle or some shit like that. And before I forget one final note, for some reason all my videos have been banned in Germany lately, not sure why, guess I pissed off the Hoff or something.
It's time for another video kiddies, so grab a blankie and a sandwich and gather round. Being that Halloween is just around the corner I wanted to do something that has a theme that kinda goes with my favorite time of the year (Fuck Christmas). So I did my latest video to the first two Resident Evil movies (Resident Evil 2002 and Resident Evil Apocalypse 2004) to the song Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold. I thought about originally doing the video to all 4 movies but the second two Resident Evil movies............well kinda sucked in opinion at least, and frankly I'm not into shit that sucks.
Anyways all that being said I hope you enjoy the video. This is also my second attempt at creating a video using Adobe Premier Pro CS3, so I still have a lot to learn about editing with that program. If you want to check out my other videos there all posted below in the bar at the bottom where it says YouTube. Or you can go to my YouTube channel (click here for the link).
First off before I do my FUCK YOU FRIDAY, I wanted to share my latest video. Unlike every other video I made this one I used Adobe Premier Pro (CS3 It's an older program but new to me fuckers) So this one is going to be very different from the previous ones. Anyways I hope you like it, and let me know what you think. Also if you have any ideas for ones leave me a comment below.
And now for FUCK YOU FRIDAY
FUCK YOU To the shit faced cock master who was moving in or out of the apartment building just down the street. You have a tiny fucking jeep, and a tiny fucking trailer with two bright red (but fucking tiny) kayaks on top. So how the fuck do you figure you can park you're tiny fucking jeep with you're tiny fucking trailer sideways on the fucking road. It's already narrow from cars parked NORMALLY on either side. Yet somehow you didn't get the memo to not park LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD. You're wife or significant other stood on the sidewalk with a look like somebody used a cock hanger to give her a frontal lobotomy while you're sitting in you're tiny fucking jeep looking like you just raped the neighbors cat.
Here's a news flash ass wipe...ONLY EMERGENCY VEICHLES CAN PARK ANY FUCKING WAY THEY WANT BECAUSE THEIR SAVING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE NOWHERE NEAR AS STUPIDAS YOU. And last I checked that tiny fucking jeep is not a fire truck. Oh you get extra dumb ass points for blocking three cars and a garbage truck while you contemplate you're place in the universe.
FUCK YOU to the taxi who rear ended a parked truck tonight. Wow they actually gave you a license, what the fuck were you doing to run into a parked veichle. It was a large pickup truck not a smart car how could you miss it? If you were talking to you're boyfriend on you're cell phone about designer shoes you deserve to have one shoved so far up you're ass you can taste it.
FUCK YOU to the creepy fat fucking mouth breather who kept giving me the evil eye. Yes I was walking behind you asshole, and unlike you I don't waddle like a fucking penguin. I also don't sound like walrus gasping for air when I breathe either. I also was not sneaking up on you to mug or kill you (though the thought did cross my mind) ,so if my walking spooked you TOO FUCKING BAD. And if you're going to stop to make sure I'm not a mugger then move the fuck out of the way so I can navigate around you're humongous ass, seriously it has it's own gravitational pull it's so large.
FUCK YOU to the security guard at the liquor store who was watching my every move. Do I really look like a thief because I'm not a smiling idiot? I came in to buy some beer and or wine, not start a conversation with somebody. Why don't you pay attention to the punk in the corner who looked like he was casing the place to steal something. Oh that's right you were too focused on me, the guy who isn't a thief or a punk but a guy just looking for some booze.
And on another note to you asshole I am twice you're fucking size, do you think that if I wanted to start some shit you would have a prayer.
FUCK YOU to the running asshole who spat on the sidewalk a few feet in front of me. Really you couldn't move over like 2 FUCKING FEET and spit over the railing into the ocean, is that so hard to do that you're scared you'll miss a beat on you're favorite Britney Spears song? No instead you have to share you're germs and spit on the ground where kids play, and other people walk as well as their dogs. I run too asshole and if I have to spit I make dam sure it doesn't go anywhere where somebody could step in it. It's called common courtesy jack ass look it up.
FUCK YOU to the other running asshole who was so important and in such a hurry that you couldn't say "excuse me" so I knew you were coming and could move over while my dog was sniffing another dog. No instead anus taster you have to shove you're way around me and almost step on my dog and almost trip on the other one's leash. Then you get all pissy because I shoved you out of the way into the railing and told you to go fuck yourself. Hey you started it asshole and I don't care how fast you can run I can run faster angry, especially when you call me a "fag" and flip me the bird from 30 feet away. Wow you really impressed me with that ass clown.
There I've said my piece for this Friday. It's been a rather stressful week so if it came off as angry well now you know why.
Here's my newest video I wanted to share with you, it's a tribute to The Terminator movies but kind of from the perspective of the terminators and Sky-Net who want to destroy mankind. The song is about the story of Samson and Delilah who betrayed him and was featured in the first episode of the second season of Terminator The Sarah Conner Chronicles. In that episode the terminator sent to protect John Conner suffers a glitch and reverts back to her old program when she tries to kill him so the machines can take over.
It's sung by Shirley Manson the former lead singer of the band Garbage and in my opinion has the sexist fucking singing voice on the planet...........well until the fucking machines try to kill us all in a nuclear holocaust
I'm not big on the whole biblical stuff but I thought the story was interesting here's a link I found if about it in case you're curious http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson.
Don't really have a whole lot to say in this post just wanted to share the latest video I made. The song is a remixed version of Wanted Dead Or Alive remixed by Bon Jovi on the CD This Left Feels Right. The movie (In case you didn't know from the title) is Tombstone. One of the best westerns made in a long time, and a million times better then the shitty Kevin Costner movie Wyatt Earp which came out a year before (1994 I think), Either way Kevin Costner sucks hairy goat balls and I want to punch that fucker in the face, I'm not even sure why but I feel that it's required.
Anyways hope you like and let me know what you think. Also if you haven't seen my other videos check out my YouTube channel. Also if you have an idea for one let me know.
One of the things I like to do when I have spare time is watch porn make videos that I post on YouTube, it's turned into a hobby I guess. I don't know why I started getting into doing this but I enjoy doing it..........almost as much as dancing to techno in a crotchless lobster suit stuff. So here are my two latest ones for you fuckers to enjoy, because I'm all about sharing.
The first one is from the movie The Book Of Eli, the song is If You Tolerate This by Manic Street Preachers. Now if you haven't seen this movie...go fucking rent it or buy it or prostitute yourself out on a street corner offering hand jobs behind a dumpster to get it. Simply put it's a wicked movie, and one of my favorite of the whole post apocalypse genre.
The second and my newest one is to Mad Max 1 and Mad Max 2 The Road Warrior to the song Black And Blue by Brand New Sin (Yeah I was going with a theme doing stuff about the post apocalypse) Now if you haven't seen any of the Mad Max movies you probably need a good ole fashioned bitch slap, you know the kind that pimps use on their hoes when they don't fucking pony up all the money they made.......fucking holdouts. Anyway here's the video.
Anyways hope you enjoy them and I'll make some more soon. If you have any ideas for ones leave me a comment or send me an email ( thewolfsden@live.ca ) if you want to see my other ones on YouTube CLICK HERE and no I fucking won't do one to Pride And Prejudice unless they do a movie version of Pride And Prejudice And Zombies, or the Twilight movies because I think there......well ummm GAY!!!! Sparkly fucking vampires my ass, there suppose to fucking explode like in From Dusk Till Dawn.......bastards.
Okay people time once again for another little video brought to you by the fucker that is me, or as the French would say moi. This one is from one of my all time favorite movies The Terminator. The song is by ACDC and is called Big Gun, should be pretty easy to remember I would think. ACDC after all isn't known for overly complicated music. I also figure nothing goes as well together as an old school movie and some old school tunes
Hope you like it and let me know what you think. Also check out my other stuff on You Tube, there's a giant fucking You Tube button on the sidebar, if you can't find it you could be what they call "special". It's okay though I'm sure somebody will help you find you're baseball.
Okay so the last couple days I’ve been fucking pissed, why??????? How the fuck should I know anymore. Between my bitchy pain in the ass ex-wife, a constant bombardment of donkey raping shit eaters wherever I walk or the fact that I can’t look in the mirror without wanting to cut my own fucking face off with a rusty spoon………which is pretty fucking angry I must say, it’s hard to pinpoint the source.
Now I like to be proactive when I get pissed off royally, I know it’s not good to keep it bottled up like I used to then explode and see if some dumb fuckers can fly (By the way my tests with this have resulted in a 100 percent failure rate). So what do I do, I run my ass off, I lift weights, hit a punching bag, or play a really violent video game (Left 4 Dead 2 is good for this by the way). Most of the time this works, however for the last couple of days nothing’s worked. This time I thought I’d be a little more creative and see if this helps and created a little video to help vent. Hope you like it………if not, well fuck off :)
I was bored this weekend and had tonnes of time to kill. So I thought I would make a little video to one of my favorite movies, well not exactly one of my favorites. Frankly I think this movie is a rip off of The Road Warrior and Medieval Times, but it's brainless and it's a million times fucking better then Sense and Sensibility will ever be, and it won't leave you with the burning desire to vomit while tearing out you're eyes such as the Notebook will, war movie my ASS. ONE FUCKING PLANE DROPS ONE FUCKING BOMB THAT KILLS THE GUY'S BUDDY AND HE DIES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH, not to mention you NEVER get to Racheal McAdams (Who's also a fellow Canadian) naked except for some camera angles that show you her back or her big toe.......FUCK I HATE THAT MOVIE.
So getting back on topic here's a little video I made to the movie Doomsday, the song is by the shock rock group Gwar and is called Meat Sandwich, enjoy.
