Keeping Up With The Shit Turbines.........I Mean Kardashians....Nope I Mean Shit Turbines

As you well know if you've followed this blog of mine I FUCKING HATE REALITY T.V. It seems every sperm dumpster who thinks their all that and a bag of chips has a reality show. A couple days I saw another fucking televised travesty of visual diareah......Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Now don't get me wrong I think Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers, fuck she could eat a whole turkey fucking dinner and spill shit all over the place and I'd be down with that. And for the hell of it I'd give the old pork sword to the mom and her two sisters to, cause I roll like that (just to clarify I think she has a couple of underage sisters I think, I'm talking about the ones that LEGAL...I'm not into jail). But I have a question WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DID THESE ASS CLOWNS DO TO GET FAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Up till like two years ago I never head of these fucking idiots. Mention the name Kardashian and I would probably assume you were talking about those annoying fucking aliens on Star Trek Deep Space 9 ( yeah I watched from time to time fuckers BUT I AM NO FUCKING TREKKER BITCHES, THIS DUDE IS ALL ABOUT THE WARS........STAR FUCKING WARS) So where the fuck did these people come from? Are they illegal aliens or perhaps some government top secret project to create the most useless humans alive? Is this a sign of the impending zombie apocalypse perhaps? Either way this reality bullshit must end right the fuck now.

Here's what I propose....we take all these Jersey Shore, spray tan, skinny bitch, windbag, fucking model, I'm as fake as fucking humanly possible types who have turned television into a shit show and fire their sorry plastic asses into the fucking sun.

And just to clarify I watched the show because I was half out of it from spending most of the night putting my website together (http://www.therazors-edge.com/ in case you want to check it out) and was too fucking tired to reach the remote. I was practically passing out in my dinner. I was no way doing illegal things with farm animals and or midgets dressed as wrestlers........that's my story and I'm fucking sticking to it.

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I Miss 90's Movies

I was talking to a friend today about old movies, I guess that depends on what you consider to be an old movie. I dunno perhaps it's old age creeping in and me feeling nostalgic for days gone by when I was a whole lot less wiser and had some semblance of hope for humanity, but I fucking miss 90's action movies. I mean they don't make that kind of cheesy shit that rocks. I miss the bad one liners, the guns that never run out of ammo, the stereotypical drug lord, thugs, bullies that always pick the wrong cop who was a former special forces operative ( have you ever noticed that there always some kind of ex military I've never seen one yet where the hero was a former dishwasher ). I miss how 40 fucking guys can be firing fully automatic weapons and one dude with a pistol takes them out with one shot each and yet they can't hit the broad sit of Rita MacNeal's ass, go fucking look her up if do don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

What do we have now, all this so called edgy emotional dog shit with a touch of tweeny shit and some bitchy sissy sparkling fucking ass bandits that have the audacity to call themselves vampires. Last time I checked real vampires were undead corpses who drank blood and fucked shit up, not sparkling emo turds who suck cock and cry.

What happened to the Steven Segal's, the Chuck Norris', the JCVD's (Jean Claude Van Damm) I want that shit back because these so called "tough" guys who are in the so called action movies now make me want to vomit on homeless people. Don't get me wrong there are some good movies out there being made, I just miss the good ones.

On a completely unrelated topic to what I mentioned above I wanted to let you guys know that I'm currently working on a new website......well not exactly new. A couple of you might remember awhile ago I had a website called The Razors Edge this was a post apocalyptic survival guide based around my former military experience. I've decided to rebuild the site from scratch and give it a brand new topic and look. While the name is the exact same the content now focuses and things like reviews, basic seo tips that I've learned for the new blogger or website creator type person, and a general how to guide for all sorts of stuff. One of the biggest problems with the old site was that I just ran out of things to say about post apocalyptic survival without wandering over into the crackpot religious side, or the gun toting government hating let's start world war three types............not that world war three wouldn't have it's up sides especially when I end up as the ruler of the world.

Anyways the site is still under construction but I wanted to get the word out, so if you want to check out what I have on there so far the url is http://www.therazors-edge.com/. I'm also looking for anyone interested in trading links so if you want to, let me know in the comments and put your url/s in there if your not on my blog roll on here.

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