Friday, May 27, 2011

Blogger Why Are You Being A Fucking Crack Whore To Me

Not sure if I'm the only one that this is happening to, but I've noticed recently Bloggers comment section has gone retarded. Not the "Have you seen my baseball" hilarious fucking retarded. No instead it's the drooling " I made poopy in my pantaloons" fucking retarded.......WHICH FUCKING STINKS.

What's been happening is every time I decide to comment and I use my Google account it keeps going back to the log in thingy, even if I'm already logged in. So unless that blog has the option of using you're name and URL I can't comment. Seriously what the fuck is this Mickey Mouse shit Blogger, have I not been good to you. Have I not created several blogs using your site oh I don't know like fucking 8 of them now. Sure only one (this one) I still write on but fuck give me a break.

Perhaps Blogger got wind about me thinking of moving this blog to another blog hosting site or even turn this into a website and got jealous and decided to be a bitch. Perhaps somebody in the upper echelons of Google, since Google practically fucking owns the Universe and will probably start tattooing property of Google on everyones ass decided to fuck with my chi. Perhaps this is an attempt by the government to fuck with my shit before they haul me off to fight martians or some shit like that. Not that I have any problem fighting martians, those slimy fuckers with their tentacles and bug eyes.........assholes. Well not all of them those green skinned women are kinda hot, I could go Captain Kirk on them.....but I'm still going to pull their hair call them a bitch and not return their phone calls afterward.

So in closing Blogger sort your shit out, your acting like a fucking douche canoe and in need of a boot to the testicles.

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13 comments:

Autumnforest said...

Bloggers giving it to everyone. We all have different issues. The comments one most people are complaining about and others can't get stuff to load or their followers list goes away. Remember the great blog-out a couple weeks ago when blogger went down for 24 hours? Whatever they were trying to do, they didn't really finish fixing it. It's like the lingering effects of the flu. I feel your pain.

Anonymous said...

Me too only I thought I was the only one. Next time it all fucks up, I will walk away until it sorts itself out. My liquor cabinet is a short walk from here. And speaking of comments, I am Middlechid and will be forced to comment as anony.

The Wolf said...

I was wondering about that Autumnforest, I've tried to comment on your blog a couple times now and it keeps doing this loop thing. I've been pretty pissed off at Blogger latley and I'm really thinking about moving this blog to another site or re vamping it as a website. I'm still thinking which would be the better option

Good thing your liquer is close at hand. Me I haven't had a drink in........well too fucking long not fun I tell you.

Gnetch said...

Someone has been complaining about it on Twitter too. Glad Blogger hasn't been shitty to me this week.

TheWolf said...

Sounds like your lucky Gnetch. Half the blogs I visit I can't comment on right now. The ones I can I have to do so with the name and URL option, including this one. That's fine especially when it comes to getting backlinks and that, but blogs I don't visit very often might think I'm spamming them.

Kelly said...

I can relate. Blogger has fucked on me many times. Like the time it went completely down, as mentioned before the times where you try to comment on somebody's blog. Plus, my followers box/list is gone again. Blogger and Google can't get their shit together. It's a big pain in the ass.

Autumnforest said...

Since it's hitting the comments the hardest, I'm thinking they probably tried to reign in the damn spammers. I was having a hard time with those viagra folks going onto past posts and commenting and leaving their link. They might be tossing the damn baby out with the bathwater. They're too big to let it go to hell. Google is a rather large MoFo, so I'm depending on them to get their sh-it together and make it "so" again. (my best Jean Luc Picard voice)

Gorilla Bananas said...

I give people a Name/URL option for their comments, so they don't have to log into their blogger account.

The green-skinned woman was called Vina, here's the link:

http://www.danhausertrek.com/AnimatedSeries/Vina_Big.jpg

Erika said...

I have totally noticed the exact same thing with Blogger recently and they're going the right way about pissing me off. What with all the lost comments from their shitstorm a couple weeks ago 'n' all. And now, Comments and Followers sections keep fucking up on various blogs I visit.

Blogger is indeed being a fucking crack whore.

The Wolf said...

@ Gorilla Bananas it's good to have that feature in the comment section in case the person contacting dosen't have a Google account or even a blog.

I thought that's what her name was I couldn't remember it because I was going to put a pic of her on here, thanks for the link too.

@ Kelly a pain in the ass indeed you'd think with Google being super fucking large this would get sorted fast.

@ Autumnforest Google and spammers seem to go hand in had these days, espcieally when it comes to things like made for adsense websites that are just bullshit sites that are only their to earn money not give anything useful.

@ Erika it's being a crack whore for sure. It's to the point where I'm looking at other blog or website hosting sites to move this blog to. I'm kinda leaning towards Wordpress but I have to figure out the site still. It's a shame too because I like Blogger because it's simple, but if it's going to be a turd I won't think twice about switching over.

DocStout said...

For a moment, I thought you meant "Bloggers leaving retarded comments on my blog", and I was gonna say, some of them do that to everyone. But I quickly figured out what you meant by actually reading the whole article.

The Wolf said...

I was originally going to use Blogspot instead of Blogger in the title DocStout. But I figured that most people know of Blogger as Blogger. Sorry for the confusion, though I have to admit overal I've been pretty lucky when it comes to retarted comments and only get the occasional one every other month.

Anonymous said...

Well, THAT explains things ... I'll stop trying to troubleshoot my software, and racking my brain for what I installed that messed things up ...

Basinah
http://thewolfandthecrow.blogspot.com/

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