Yesterday my blog had it’s cherry popped……No it did not go out and meet some trucker at a run down truck stop to earn some extra money to support it’s fucking drug habit. No it got its first award which will be displayed on my side bar for all you fuckers to see.
Now apparently this little award comes with some rules those are:
1. Thank those who gave you the award
2. Share seven things about yourself
3. Present this to 15 other bloggers you follow
Well that’s just all fucking magical and dandy but I’m going to bend the rules a little, why…….BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN THAT’S WHY. Yes I’ve been a little tense lately so fucking deal with it.
Now first I have to give a big shout out and thank you to Gary who gave me this award. His blog KLAHANIE, is a well written thought provoking blog that’s worth checking out if you haven’t seen it before.
As for presenting this award to 15 others I’m going to do things a little different. If you’re on my blog roll, or I have one of you’re buttons posted on the side then you deserve this nifty little award, and you know who you are. If you don’t well either I haven’t seen you’re blog before, this is your first time here (Lucky you fucker) or you’re some type of farm animal fornicating douche canoe who rocks out to Justin Bieber or however the fuck you spell his name…………but hey I would only say such things out of love…..honestly…..yeah who the fuck am I kidding.
Now as for seven things that I just know you’re dying to know about me they are:
1. I’ve almost been blown up three times, twice by my own hand. The first time I was 17 and tried to miscalculated on a homemade explosive. The other was a hand grenade that I’d thrown that was a little too close for comfort.
2. I have 9 and ¾ fingers; I lost a good chunk of my pinky finger in a truck mirror of all fucking places…..DON’T ASK.
3. When I like to relax I like to listen to Celtic music or Celtic like music such as Enya or Loreena McKennitt.
4. When I was a kid my parents thought I was slow because I never talked so they took me to see a specialist. Turns out I have above average intelligence according to him; I just thought they were a bunch of assholes so I had nothing to say to them.
5. I was born and raised on Vancouver Island, if you can’t find it look at a map of North America and look for the island in the Pacific Northwest that looks like a joint. Oddly enough apparently some of the best weed in the world is grown their….ironic don’t you think.
6. As of yet I am the only member of my family that has served in the military and didn’t die from it, either in war or as a result of injuries from it………..though I’ve come close.
7. Last but not least a couple of posts ago I was asked to display a clearer picture of my face because the ones I have up I’m either in a gas mask, head down, or it’s a little blurry and distant. Also another fucker thought I was being scared. So here it is a clear pic of my face, and I’m only putting it up this one time. By the way to the fucker who thought I was scared……….FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY BALLS. I’ll even dip them in hot sauce so you can have a taste of your mama’s cooking asshole.
So here it is
This is the newest one I have, don't like it TOO FUCKING BAD. It's also the only one I have where there's a smile on my face cause I was on vacation in Maui, which fucking rocks by the way. If you get the chance to go definitely do it, it's expensive but worth it.
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5 comments:
Congrats on the award, friend. You deserve it. Your blog does fit the bill as being versatile. It's funny, serious and everything in between. Gary chose wisely.
I won't ask, as you demanded, about those 9 and 3/4 fingers but it sounds like a great story there. I like Celtic music, too. I must have some Irish in me or something. Who knows? It's great you haven't been killed yet and kinda amazing that you've beat those odds, considering everything you said. So congrats on not dying, too.
That's a good clear picture of ya. The fuckwad who said you looked scared in that one pic, sounds like another master of assumptions.
Speaking of assumptions and being the award-greedy fucker that I am... Are you suggesting that I, along with the rest on your blogroll, can place this award on my "humble" blog? I really want one and I'm teeming with envy.
@ Kelly thanks and yes that means that if you're one my blogroll and or have a button on the side bar you're nominated for the award as well so add it to yours if you like. The losing the bit of finger is actually a kinda funny and twisted story I think I'll share it in a later post.....you'll like it trust me it's right up your alley.
Actually the fuckwad asked if I was scared becuase I didn't have a pic and didn't use my real name instead of the nickname that I've been using, I should have been more clear on that one. Either way he can go fuck himself.
@ Gnetch it was you that asked about doing a video blog thingy. I'm considering it. I think once the money situation inproves I'll get the cam to do one. I could do it on my netbook, but it's a major pain in the ass to use
I'm glad you posted your picture. You are a lot braver than I. Great choice in music.!
Thanks for the mention. You know what? Gotta' agree with you and fucking the rules with these awards.
Speaking of Vancouver Island, I spent some very trippy times up at Ucluelet. Now that's what I call a real Long Beach and not that half-assed deal in California.
Take it easy and have a good week:-)
Wolfey! I say, you are a damn fine man. I am so glad you granted my request for a picture! Would it be weird if I blew it up and hung it above my bed? And, like, talked to it a little bit? Because I don't think that's weird at all.
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