Thursday, July 8, 2010

Firebird

Vancouver seems to have more then it’s share of rich fuckers. These rich fuckers in tern have massive boats you could easily live in, condos that are multiple stories (Just saw one for sale that’s going for over 6 million with about 1500 square feet of balcony space alone……….FUCK), and scores of fancy fucking sports cars, SUV’s and other vehicles that cost way too much. On the average day just taking my friends dogs out for their walks I lose count of how many Porches, BMW’s, Audi, Mercedes, Jaguar, Lotus, Ferrari, Lamborghinis, and Mazaratis that go zooming about. Usually with either some old rich fucker and his “girlfriend” who’s several years younger, or some business type jerk jabbing away on a “crack berry” about stocks and some shit like that.


But the other day when out for an evening walk with the two dogs I saw something that made me do a double take, something that stood out like a sore thumb……….a 1975 Pontiac Firebird. Where the hell did this redneck cruiser come from? And in case you’re wondering it was in mint condition and sparkling clean, you could probably eat off the hood of this thing.

My jaw literally dropped when I saw this car parked in front of a restaurant along the seawall. Not because I have a particular fascination with Firebirds, Trans-Ams, Iroc-Z’s or Camero’s (They all look almost identical in the 70’s and 80’s), but because A. This car totally didn’t fit into the norm of what I’ve seen here in the last year and B. I haven’t seen one not only in mint condition but the last one I saw I was just a kid in high school.

Naturally I had to stop and give this car a look over, and I’ll be dammed another thing I haven’t seen in almost a decade………a cassette player. Fuck me a cassette player, people still use those, I don’t even see them at garage sales anymore let alone in a car. I immediately had visions of it’s owner a former 80’s stoner who still had a mullet, and who cruised the streets rockin out to White Snake or Poison on a mix tape. Or some redneck sportin a John Deere hat and a beer t-shirt going for a joy ride while listening to some Merl Haggard or Waylon Jennings. By the way I hate country music, all it is, is redneck noise about dog’s dying, cheating girlfriends, and trailers breaking down, with the occasional song about the working man and beer thrown into the mix. Apart from Johnny Cash (May God rest his soul) and Steve Earl (Because he’s a Nam vet who was in the shit) I don’t listen to any of it…..IT’S FUCKING DEPRESSING. Give me some Rammstein, Disturbed or anything from the 90’s that doesn’t involve a boy band and I’m in. But that’s getting off topic.

Anyways after about a minute of looking this car over I saw the owner, was it the former stoner with the mullet, or the redneck that I imagined would drive this car…….NOPE. It was a smoking hot Asian woman dressed in a black top and mini skirt and high heels. Now I was really fucking stumped, but liking what I saw none the less. I guess if there’s a point to my story it’s this, expect the unexpected.

And another thing that's completly off topic I put a button on my sidebar to my YouTube Channel if You want to see all the little video's I made.......no there not of me fuckers. I should have another one made soon. Also if you have an idea for one that you'd like me to make let me know.



Above is a 1975 Firebird. The one I saw looked identical except that it was black.

Random Hottie Of This Post


Zhang Ziyi

Random Video Of This Post

7 comments:

Kelly said...

OMG! And you didn't take the Asian woman out for a night of wining, dining and boning? Oh no... you could have told me of that event, describing it in vivid detail, so that I might live vicariously through you, dang it.

Seriously, though, that would have been my expectations, too, of the owner. Redneck. That girl must take that car around to car shows or something. That car would be something to see.

I've seen the female actress above in some martial arts movies but I forget the names of the movies.

The Wolf said...

Yeah it totally stunned me, and she was fucking smoking hot. Kinda looked a little like Kelly Hu. As for boning her I would have liked to but women in this town think I'm a repugnent bridge troll, which in tern has made me extremly bitter towards them.....but that's a tale for another time.

As for the actress above she's in the following movies that I know of

Rush Hour 2
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Memoirs of a Geisha

Lucy said...

Oh, yes, learning to expect the unexpected, I am getting better at that with age! Oh, loved listening to Whitesnake, gosh that brought back memories!

Jessica said...

FINALLY, someone who knows who the hell Rammstein is. .. and actually listens to them.
Nice car, but does she know how to drive it? ::snicker::

Moving back to that part of the world ..-ish, and I have to agree, nothing like 6 million dollar boats. Though they beat my run-down doghouse any day.

The Wolf said...

@ Lucy yeah good ole White Snake hearing that song brought back some memories.

@ Jessica a fellow Rammstein fan, too fucking awsome what's your favorite song of theirs ? As for the car since it was parked in front of a resturant and she was alone I would asume yes. Though she was on a cell phone so she could have been calling her sugar daddy to come save her..................regardless of if she could drive it she did make it look good so that counts for something.

Gnetch said...

I don't have a car and I don't pay much attention to other people's cars. It started when- okay, well, it's a fucking long story!!! But that car will totally get my attention if I see one over here. And the cassette player? I haven't seen one in years too. So she probably still has a lot of cassette tapes. Obviously (Duh, Gnetch!).

So anyway, why don't you do a v-blog?? I'm just asking!!! It'd be cool!

The Wolf said...

@ Gnetch you know I never really thought about doing one, kinda camera shy to be honest though. I also don't want to scare people away with my hideous face :)

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