Thursday, June 3, 2010

What The Fuck Is This Shit

I’m not sure if it’s old age creeping in but I’ve recently started having bouts of nostalgia for days gone by. Today when I was bored I decided to do some channel surfing. I was presently surprised to see that Much Music was still on the air. Much Music for those that don’t know is the Canadian equivalent to MTV, it’s been around for about 20 maybe almost 30 years now, not really fucking sure and besides this isn’t a fucking history lesson that’s what Google or some other shit is good for that and for looking up odd animal porn.


So there I am seeing that this channel is still on the air and I’m thinking to myself “Well holy deep fried dog shit Batman let’s check this out”. After all the last time I actually watched Much Music was probably back in 1999 when I was 19 and with only a tiny fraction of the bitterness that I have today……….ahhh to be young again.

Well needless to say when I changed the channel I was blasted by a bucket of visual shit. I was hoping for some rock or something that passed for rock these days, maybe some hip pop, or even a catchy pop song, what did I get instead………..JUSTIN FUCKING TWINKLE TOE BIEBER. Who in the name of fuck is this little prissy girly bitch who sounds like a cat being deep fried. Justin Bieber…….are you fucking kidding me, I mean how fucking old is this little bitch anyways. And here he is singing about love or some shit like that, HE ISIN’T EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO SHAVE FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

Now fortunately I caught only the last few seconds of the song (If you can call it that) so I was hoping for something that would redeem Much Music, maybe something by Disturbed or Godsmack or something. What came on next……..Hannah Montana dressed up like a fucking chicken or something in a cage screeching away about who the fuck knows what. I don’t even think she’s old enough to buy beer and her tits are coming close to popping out of her outfit. I can only imagine how many perverted old fucks were whacking off to that video mumbling “It puts the lotion on it’s skin” or something about Matlock and walking 50 miles to school in twenty feet of snow or some shit like that……either way it’s still a disturbing image.

Did I miss something these last couple of years, am I that fucking old, I mean fuck I’m only 30? Are my expectations too fucking high or something? I mean what the fuck, some fucking 12 or 14 or whatever the fuck their age is singing about shit they don’t understand and are making a shit load of cash that probably ends up in their parent’s wallets anyways.

So I thought at this point that maybe the third time will be the charm and eagerly awaited the next video to see if it would be something better. What I got was another tweeny bitch with barley any talent screeching away like a banshee on the rag. Is it too much to ask for some decent fucking music these days, seriously what the fuck is this bullshit. I blame American Idol for all this manufactured crap being pumped out and shoved down our throats. Needless to say I don’t plan on going back to that fucking channel any time soon, If I want to hear something decent that’s not sung by a kid who looks like a little girly bitch I’ll download and save it on my computer.

But I’m not bitter

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11 comments:

Crazy Brunette said...

Excuse me fucker!!! When am I going to be the 'Random Hottie' of a post????

What the fuck are you doing watching MTV anyway fucker??? Shouldn't you be eating prunes and tuning your hearing aid???? I WAS ONLY 16 in 1999!!

HaHa!!!

I heart you fucking face!

Kelly said...
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Kelly said...

I made a small mistake on my earlier comment. Anyway...

I know what ya mean, Wolf. MTV and similar channels like the ones you mentioned don't have real music on them, anymore. It's all of the pre-fabricated teeny bopper shit that's packaged for the tweenie crowd. And they eat it up and use the money their parents give 'em to buy this worthless crap. Kids these days feel they are entitled to everything. And parents just encourage it by giving them anything they want without working for it. Too fucking spoiled.

I saw Miley Cyrus' chicken-whore outfit. Gosh, Daddy Billy Ray must be so proud. I'm sure he's getting some profit for exposing his "little girl" that way. What a sleazy bunch of hillbillies!

And think of how I feel. I'm 46 and I've had to endure this boy band, teeny bopper crap even longer than you. In order for me to hear real music, I have to listen to my old cassette tapes, cd's, classic rock radio or go diggin' around on the internet for the good stuff like:

The Offspring
Led Zeppelin
Metallica
Slayer
Rob Zombie
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Disturbed
Megadeth
Alice N Chains
Rush
Pink Floyd

And more... but you get the idea. This youth-oriented, teenie- worshipping society can go fuck itself, man.

The Wolf said...

Crazy Brunette tell you what you send me some scantily clag pic and I'll post it right away preferable in leather or a naughty school girl outfit, you know something that showcases the wholesome family orientated nature of this blog.

Tuning my hearing aid and eating prunes....you fucker. My hearing aid is just fine thank you especially when I'm catching up on re-runs of Matlock and the Rockford Files

The Wolf said...

Kelly yeah it's fucking ridiculous. Sure I get that these tweeny fucks have a lot of buying power due to their parents mostly, that shouldn't mean however that they should exclusivly cater to these snot nosed fucks. I feel you're pain on having to endure this crap for longer but even those shitty boy bands from the 90's had a lot more talent and orginality then this bullshit they call music today. Even most of what's called "rock" these days is whimpy shit, the only good bands it seems are either the underground ones or the older ones who are still doing their thing.

Gnetch said...

Ahahaha... I know, right? I've been complaining about the same thing too! What's wrong with today's music? I literally laughed out loud when you said, "JUSTIN FUCKING TWINKLE TOE BIEBER." I hate her/him. And Taylor Swift! Those kids should be locked up.

The Wolf said...

The part that really pisses me off Gnetch other then the fact their tweeny little fucks with no talent who have been manufactured more or less to make money, is that their richer then everyone I know put together, it's really insulting.

Static said...

Gotta say that I agree with you, Wolf. And to think what passes for talent, as far as packaged marketing schemes go these days..it's often ridiculous and unoriginal. But that's pretty much always been the case. Pop culture has it's upsides and downsides, whether it was 50 years ago..or 5 minutes ago.

I'd much rather watch some creepy German dudes in fat suits cranking out industrial metal, feigning heart attacks, and shooting flames out their asses, rather than some opposite end of the spectrum sappy teeny boppin' krapola anyday. But that's just me.

The Wolf said...

Yeah there's something about that Rammstein video Static that screams wholsome family values. Perhaps it's the creepy German guys in fat suits, perhaps the hot as hell aisan chick making out in a limo with another hot as hell chick. Perhaps it's the hot chicks with flamethorwers starpped to their faces which is very handy for home renovation projects.

I agree too that pop culture is usually unorginal and re-hashed out crap, it just seems that in today's world they don't even make the effort to try. It seems their more blinded by greed and the ignorance to think that everyone is a stupid fucking zombie who will buy anything these days..........isin't life peachy :)

Crazy Brunette said...

Hey fucker! I'm fucking gorgeous FULLY dressed THANK YOU!

The Wolf said...

CB I thought that was just a disguise. Underneath I thought you were an alien that's why I asked, you know gotta make sure and all that stuff.........Either way you are fucking gorgeous and any dumb fucker who disagress is probably homosexual and bitter, or just dumb as fuck.

And hey speaking of fuckers.......I finally make a button and you didn't place it on your blog yet. I know you're busy constructing a shrine in my honour and all that, and I do appreciate the effort BUT FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!

Yeah I heart you're face too fucker :)

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