Friday, August 27, 2010

Rejoice Bitches It's Fuck You Friday Time

Now that I've said what I've had to say about the bullshit blog bashing from last night I think it's high time for another edition of Fuck You Friday (If you didn't get a chance to read it, it's the post below this one)

So with that being said here we go:

FUCK YOU to the bitch as McDonald's, why the fuck when I went to place my order you were talking to me like I'm some sort of robot...........DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING TERMINATOR? Do I look like I have a neuro net processor in my cpu right beside the re-fuckulated flux capacitor? How about you try this, SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN FUCKING BEING.....just saying.

FUCK YOU to the piece of shit parking meter at the underground parking lot at Best Buy. Sure you're electronic and don't have a soul, but you're still a fucking douche bag. If you were alive I would cut you for taking my 2.25.

FUCK YOU to the three shit lickers on their bikes the other night when I went for a run who almost ran into me. First off assholes the fucking side closest to the rocks, not the side closest to the ocean is where fuck sticks like you ride you're bikes and roller blades. And second if you can't see shit because it was at night DON'T GO FOR A FUCKING BIKE RIDE, you're obviously have the night vision of a drunken hobo.

FUCK YOU to the old guy who wouldn't stop staring at me from across the street, seriously are you looking at the car or me.........the car fine that's one thing not that a 95 Honda Prelude is so fucking awesome, mind you it's like new and has under 50 thousand miles (no that's not rolled over either that's all it has). BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT OLD FUCKER. Now if you're staring at me creepy old dude I hate to break it to you, I'm not into dudes.

FUCK YOU to the bitch who referred to me to her friend as "Ewww look at that gross guy" when I took my dog for a walk a couple days ago. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Is it really necessary to refer to me as "That gross guy"....do I fucking look like Jabba the Hutt? I personally love how people who are extremely insecure have to make themselves feel better about themselves by running others down. By the way you look like you came in second place in a shovel fighting contest, so maybe you should take a good fucking look in the mirror before you run down others.

FUCK YOU to the guy who got caught breaking into cars at the nearby hotel where a friend of mine lives. You're probably the guy who broke into almost 100 cars last week, so I think it fucking hilarious that the cops busted you're pathetic ass and caught you in the act. I hope you get rapped in prison for years.

And last but not least FUCK YOU to the shitty toilet paper I bought because it was on sale, YOU FUCKING SUCK.

Okay now I feel better.......sorta.

Random Hottie Of This Post

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4 comments:

Gnetch said...

For some reason, Blogger won't allow me to comment on this post. I think they suspect me as a spammer! Judgmental assholes! I haven't even threatened them to make me the Blog of Note yet!!

Anyway, two posts in one day is awesome. And that old man who keeps staring at you probably has the hots for you!!!

The Wolf said...

@ Gnetch I don't know what it is today but for some reason I felt like throwing two posts out there. I was going to do a third one highlighting a new video I made on YouTube, but I think that would be over doing it.

Unfortunatly I think you're right about the creepy old dude

klahanie said...

Hey Wolf,
Well let's see if my comment posts up. Another fascinating series of fucked up shit. I really think we need to sort out those fuckers on bikes and place them in the Nine O' Clock cannon. It would be a great event and would become quite the tourist attraction..
Try and have a good weekend in good old Vancouver. I can hardly wait to come back. I think I might just be at a certain cannon at 9:00 P.M. at Stanley Park. Take care, Gary..Right then, click on 'post comment' as see what happens...here goes...

Echo Phyber said...

Thats what i want to say YOU FUCKING SUCK when i hear fireworks at our baseball stadium on the weekend. I'll be betting home underdog for tomorrow. Oh, no there's an action Metal Lunch boxes for Kids (first 10,000 kids 14 and under) giveaway sponsored by B of A. These freebies is only good reason to go to this game.

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