Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Bitch In Training

Last night I decided to go to Blockbuster to rent some movies. I don't know about other places, but in Canada all the new releases are out on Tuesday...........I know it's fucking non stop action over here with the explosions and full frontal nudity and chainsaw juggling and all. Well okay actually none of that unless you count the fat old guy who lives near my Friend's place and never wears a shirt as hot action (Fucking yuck). It's actually been pretty boring and slow here, which is a nice change of pace from the brushes with crazy fucks and douche bags..........anyways I'm getting off topic here.

So I go in to rent some movies, and after a couple minutes of scratching my head and pondering which movie will make me not want to tear at my eyes with a spoon I pick Robin Hood (The new one that has Russel "I love Twinkies" Crowe in it).

I go up to the counter and am in the process of paying for the movie when out of nowhere this little snot nosed brat runs up behind me and tries to shove me out of the way so she can get her greasy like meat hooks on a candy bar. Failing to move me, she then decides to run over to the gumball machine just in front of me and starts to scream and beg for a gumball at the top of her fucking lungs. It sounded like a fucking banshee on the rag for fucks sake.

I look over to find this hell spawn's mother only to see the stupid bitch twirling her hair and trying to flirt with Mr. Dippy McShitSmear to other guy working the till, and probably the only one of the two of them who would be too fucking timid to scream for help if this scary looking bitch tried to rape him. Not that she was some massive biker chick or anything, her face just looked like a couple of smashed assholes.

I don't know about you guys but when I was a kid I was told that children are seen and not heard.......THIS MEANS THERE QUIET AND FUCKING WELL BEHAVED. If I pulled this kind of crap at her age I got a backhanded bitch slap across the mouth and was told to shut up. You better believe after one or two of those I kept quiet. I'm not saying the kid should be punched out.........but what the fuck why can't she discipline her kid? I may not have kids but I would be embarrassed if mine pulled that.

This isn't the only incident, recently I was at some hole in the wall Chinese noodle place, the kind where they make their own noodles from scratch which is fucking fantastic if you haven't been to one. Just as I'm about to enjoy my meal this woman's baby starts screaming. Instead of the mother taking her baby outside or to the washroom or anywhere where everyone else doesn't have to hear her kid, she sits there and ignores the baby who only screams louder and louder. Ten minutes later after evil glares and several comments from myself, the staff, and other people at the restaurant who only wanted to enjoy their lunch in piece and fucking quiet, the dumb fucking cow takes her baby outside.

I know kids can be difficult to raise, like I said I don't have any of my own but I understand that. But that being said the clerk at Blockbuster isn't you're fucking babysitter, the staff at the restaurant aren't responsible for you're child, and the rest of us have enough shit on our plates to deal with. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say GET A FUCKING CLUE, DISCIPLINE YOU'RE KID, AND STOP BEING A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG.

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Gucci Mama said...

I can't stand those parents. I try not to get angry with the kids because it's not their fault their parents are the biggest douche bags alive, but it's a huge pain in the ass.

Certainly my children have had their moments of asshole, but rarely in public and when it does happen in public, I get them out of public very quickly.

You see the kind of thing you described all too often, unfortunately. I hate it when parents can't be bothered to actually be parents. Drives me insane.

The Wolf said...

Exactly Gucci I totally understand that kids can get out of control sometimes, I mean their kids after all. But to let you're kid scream away for a gum ball or try to shove someone out of the way for a candy bar is fucking ridiclous. I don't know what's wrong with these parents, but if I wanted something I was always taught to say please and thank you. It seems most parents these days can't be bothered to actually look after their kids and would rather let them run around like a little shit.

Gnetch said...

One of my aunts has 3 young kids, (ages 6, 8, and 10), who always fight. And when they fight, they scream and cry LOUDLY. But my aunt doesn't care at all. She will just continue doing whatever she's doing. It's always a pain in the ass whenever they visit. But I love those kids. We almost adopted the youngest. He lived with us for 3 years but now, he's back with his mom.

The Wolf said...

Sounds like some of my nephews who were about that age Gnetch. They would do the exact same thing fight and scream and all that good stuff that drives me fucking bonkers. Anyways they had me babysit for them once and were suprised to come home and the house was quiet. They were happy until they walked into the basement and saw me teaching them how to put each other in choke holds..........hey it kept them quiet.

Kelly said...

I shout, "HERE! HERE!" to that fucking sentiment. Kids get away with screaming bloody murder everywhere anymore because parents are either too afraid to discipline their not-as-cute-as-they-fuckin'-think spawn or just too lazy and brain dead.

When I was a kid I was quiet and well behaved. Why? 1, It came natural to me and 2, I would get verbally or physically disciplined if I didn't behave. Which didn't happen often.

If parents don't want to be around their own screaming monkeys that much, that's too fucking bad. Don't breed!


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