1. Blackberry, ever since these devices came around many people think its okay to plunk away on this device when you’re trying talk to them, yeah they fucking suck
2. Reality T.V, okay so Survivor was cool in the first season but now to have every fucking channel crap out another spin off is fucking ridiculous. How bout this for a concept, a real fucking TV show.
3. Tree huggers, yeah I get the environment is important but you don’t have to be a stinking pussy about it
4. Gay bashers, so their gay get the fuck over it it’s not 1950 anymore cock jaws.
5. The Dutch because their so dam evil
6. Movie theatre prices, 14 bucks for some shit flick are you kidding me seriously for 14 bucks I could get a bad case of herpes and a BJ from Rhonda the prostitute down on the corner and at least have some satisfaction.
7. Yes men, nothing makes me cringe more then some brown nose sucking up to a boss, grow some nuts and some dignity cause were all laughing at you.
8. Kelly Hrudey, a former goaltender for the LA Kings back in the 90’s and now a commentator on hockey night in Canada, this turd in a suit pisses me off royally
9. Star Wars episodes 1,2, and 3, why cause they sucked
10. Anime
11. Cheetos
12. Dogs that can fit in a Ziploc bag
13. My family, do I really need to explain this one?
14. ABBA dancing queen I will fuck you up
15. Pride and Prejudice, all 4 or 5 versions of this movie should be used to interrogate suspected terrorists in Guantanamo bay Cuba cause watching these movies is torture.
16. Fat chicks in clothing that’s 4 sizes to small, yeah nobody likes a fat ass hanging out especially when you’re sucking down a cheeseburger, very un-sexy.
17. Lawyers
18. Country music, I’m depressed and bitter enough as it is I sure as fuck don’t need to hear about your dog dying, your cat getting run over by a tractor and your cousin cheating on you with your other cousin who is also you’re uncle and stepfather…..yee haw
19. Boy bands
20. Chick flicks, nothing is a surer sign of the approving end times then these train wrecks on film.
21. Anne Murray, cause I really hate that bitch
22. Robocop the TV show, now the original 1987 but the TV show was more painful then masturbating with sand paper.
23. Hip Hop I don’t get it I never will
24. Trailer parks
25. Rich fuckers who brag about how much money they have
26. Know it all fuckers who brag about everything they know
27. Dumb tourists
28. The French
29. Gone with the wind because frankly my dear I don’t give a flying fuck
30. The chipmunks, does anyone else want to stuff them into a microwave like me?
31. Diva’s
32. Drama queens
33. Bob Vila
34. The guy from the sham wow commercials, I get it its towel now shut you’re fucking pie hole.
35. Disco
36. Toronto cause they think there from the center of the universe
37. Rotten ham
38. Diet cola, what the fuck is the point of diet pop it’s worse then the regular stuff , and no if you slurp down 40 fucking cheeseburgers in a single sitting and order a diet coke it’s not going to wash away all that fat and grease.
39. Animal cruelty
40. Child molesters, I catch you trying to diddle a little boy I will fuck you up
41. Inflatable sheep, don’t ask
42. Martha Stewart cause she’s a cow
43. Oprah, yup I said Oprah
44. Quebec separatists, you live in one of the best countries in the world and you want to form your own little shit hole country are you fucking kidding me.
45. TELUS try working for these ass pirates for a few months and you’ll want to walk into their head office and start a shooting spree too.
46. The Canadian government, some of the dumbest fuckers alive run the country……go figure
47. Fat guys in Speedos, okay if you’re overweight and really hairy DO NOT WEAR A SPEEDO, please for the children cover up.
48. Leprechauns
49. Winter
50. Geo metro’s, what a fucking retarded little car, I mean 3 cylinders it’s basically a glorified lawnmower.
Okay so now that I’ve shared my little list of what I like and hate, now it’s your turn what are some things you love and hate?
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2 comments:
Oprah is overrated. Always has been. Most of her popularity and money comes from her highlighting herself as a selfless giver. This gets big show ratings for her and her private company, which equals money. I agree with you on most everything. Especially animal cruelty and child molesting. It wouldn't bother me much to pull the switch on any of them.
She gives a lot but what really ticks me off is that it's not for charity it's for her self image. She is such a pretentious fake it's disgusting
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